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Author: Leon Botha

Publishing date: 12.08.2003 11:43

Would you like to buy a coupla rims, ek sê?

Team Belitzky

If you do get any funny offers on rims, that is 13” Compomotive rally rims or 13” 5 Star jobbies, make sure you either get hold of the rims, or see that the arshole who wants to flog them to you is kept busy while you phone the cops and Hylton Belitzki on 082 257 7949 or you will notice that he is the chappie running through the stages on the Motorpics Mountain Trial with a Toyota strapped to his back.

The guy shouting the pace notes through the window is Ryan Cheyne – you can also contact him, but he may be too busy.

Hylton, you can be glad the car was not still attached to the rims.

I wonder who got the new Subaru STi they stole from the premises of a dealer, and then offered it back about half an hour later for R35 000?

Crazy place this, isn’t it?

The most common used phrase in South Africa? “Be thankful, it could have been worse” and the most advertised slogan “Not a winning ticket” on the back of the Lotto till.

Not “Hello how are you? (Why do people want to know that?) Thank you. Sorry but you have lost your R2.50 or R20.00, but look at the bright side of it - we could have taken the money when you were still in your car”

So if you see Hyltons rims – you know what to do. If the price is right, buy the stuff and give poor old Hylton a present!

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