The Oven Fresh Biscuits 500 - info after Prologue
author: Leon Botha
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Hannes Grobler and Richard Leeke - leading the Oven Fresh Biscuits event.
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If you expected to read a hell of a lot about the happenings on the first day Oven Fresh Biscuits 500, round four of the SA Off Road Championship for Production and Special Vehicles – sorry to disappoint.
Luckily, the Springbok team is not playing anyone today - so we will be able to relax and have some fun. Dentists will also find that Monday will be quieter than the last one when they had to replace every set of false teeth, fix 18 231 cracked teeth, and 2730 bridges, crowns, and whatever you call all the fancy stuff we allow then to put in our mouths.
My cousin (really) is a prostodontist (the "prosto" part is added because he screws every patient when he hands them the bill) - he likes to tell the story about the patient who was a very difficult man, fighting and in general looking for trouble with everybody.
One day when he filled his mouth with that aweful stuff you have to hold in your mouth for them to make a mould of what was left, he waited until the mould started to set and the patient would definitely not be able to say anything back. He then leaned forward and said to him, "I have to tell you that everybody who knows you, tells me that you are a total arsehole!"
The rest you can imagine - but you will probably still not be absolutely right in thinking what happened next!
Hannes Grobler and Richard Leeke is leading the Oven Fresh Biscuits 500 by about 40 seconds, followed by Giniel de Villiers and Francois Jordaan, who in turn are leading the Ford of Woolridge by 8 seconds, where after comes Duncan Vos in the Nissan.
Giniel and Francois had some serious oil usage during the prologue and they may find it difficult to finish, let alone keep up with Grobler.
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